Band Size: 17
Behold the massive sound that is Valtozash, Australia’s first jazz-metal big band. It’s a seventeen-piece thrash against your jazz-bone; it’s a jab in the eye with a sopranino saxophone; a punch in the jaws with a 24” trash cymbal. Your genre-bone will hurt; your ears will bleed with delight; your heart will beat as one with bass drum; you’ll crave trumpet for breakfast, brunch, elevensies and a painful 2pm snack. You’ll try your hardest to like Valtozash, realise you hate it passionately but keep listening because you hate everything else slightly more.